HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
Boy: Marry me..
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. roll
lollll..... :P roll
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Boy- From The Day I Met You,
I Havn't Drank Or Smoked
Girl- How Sweet Of You,You're Madly In Love With Me
Boy- SHUT UP...
You Made My Pockets Empty...!
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In a Grammr class :
.Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"
What is 'He' in this sentence ??
Student :- G...y . . !!! )
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Teacher:What is difference between Orange 'n Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange
'n the Color of Apple is not Apple.. !
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Father 2 Son- How r Ur Grades.?
Son- Under Water, Dad.!
Father- Under Water, What Do U Mean.?
Son- Dad, They r Below C Level..
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This Is Very Cute...
In A School Function,
An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands
When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech...
Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears?
He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF..
'n
She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With
"My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :)
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Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl-Do You Know Who I m?
Boy-No..
Girl-I m His Daughter.
Boy-Do U Know Me?
Girl-No.!
Boy-Thank God..!!
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AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;)
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Life taught me lot of Lessons..
.
.
.
.
.
.
But I bunked those Classes too :D
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Ramesh: "Bro.. can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?"
Suresh: "Yeah sure,
.
.
.
Just hit redial." :P
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"The Awkward moment"
When Teacher Start lecture by saying...
"As We Already Know"
.
.
.
And Actually we don't know anything! :P
*******************************
True Graduation Speech:
"First, I'd like to thank Google.
Secondly, I'd like to thank copy , paste n print .
Thirdly I'd like to thank the xerox machine."
Boy: Marry me..
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. roll
lollll..... :P roll
*****************
Boy- From The Day I Met You,
I Havn't Drank Or Smoked
Girl- How Sweet Of You,You're Madly In Love With Me
Boy- SHUT UP...
You Made My Pockets Empty...!
*******************
In a Grammr class :
.Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"
What is 'He' in this sentence ??
Student :- G...y . . !!! )
******************
Teacher:What is difference between Orange 'n Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange
'n the Color of Apple is not Apple.. !
**********************
Father 2 Son- How r Ur Grades.?
Son- Under Water, Dad.!
Father- Under Water, What Do U Mean.?
Son- Dad, They r Below C Level..
*********************
This Is Very Cute...
In A School Function,
An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands
When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech...
Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears?
He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF..
'n
She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With
"My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :)
********************
Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl-Do You Know Who I m?
Boy-No..
Girl-I m His Daughter.
Boy-Do U Know Me?
Girl-No.!
Boy-Thank God..!!
**********************
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;)
******************************
Life taught me lot of Lessons..
.
.
.
.
.
.
But I bunked those Classes too :D
*****************************
Ramesh: "Bro.. can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?"
Suresh: "Yeah sure,
.
.
.
Just hit redial." :P
******************************
"The Awkward moment"
When Teacher Start lecture by saying...
"As We Already Know"
.
.
.
And Actually we don't know anything! :P
*******************************
True Graduation Speech:
"First, I'd like to thank Google.
Secondly, I'd like to thank copy , paste n print .
Thirdly I'd like to thank the xerox machine."