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3 boys try to propose a girl ?

First boy: i can sacrifice my life 4 u...
Girl: everybody says the same thing...

2nd boy: i will always love u more than any1 else....
Girl: old dialog....

3rd boy: i will deactivate my facebook account 4 u..
Girl: really ? Wow !!!
I will marry u... .. :)

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A boy was asked:
"What would U like to see inside a beautiful girl...?"
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Awesome reply by the boy :
"My BABY"

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A small girl looks at her
brother's girlfriend and asks
innocently ...
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"Everyday u come to meet my
brother, Don't u have
your own
brother?" =p'

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Boy: I L U...
Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out
Just Makes It More Special

Boy: I'm Leaving You...!:-)

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my brave childhood history......
I KICKED LION'S FACE......
I PULLED TIGER'S TAIL......
I BROKE CHEETHA'S LEG...
I THREW ELEPHANTS.......... then.....................
toy shop owner KICKED me out............

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What is mixed emotions????
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Ans. Your greatest enemy falls from 8th floor,
on your brand new car and you don't
know whether to Laugh or to
Cry..... :'( :D :

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A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . The girl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . .
Girl was sent to 'hell' for "over acting"

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