Mae West was an American actress, playwright, screenwriter and sex symbol, known for her bawdy double meanings.
- A hard man is good to find.
- A man in the house is worth two in the street.All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
- An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
- Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
- Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
- Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
- He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
- I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
- I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
- I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
- I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
- I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
- I've been in more laps than a napkin.
- If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- It takes two to get one in trouble.
- It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
- Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
- Sex is emotion in motion.
- To err is human, but it feels divine.
- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
- When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
- You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.